I’ll drink to that!

OK: the medical community has run up the white flag and admitted drinking (in moderation) is good for you! Good for the heart, the pancreas, and the joints.  Now, we need to take it to the next level; I’m going to request a tequila prescription from my doctor and go to the drug store to get it filled and paid for by my medical insurance. 

Alas, FDA and the pharmaceutical companies will get involved and Tequila will start costing $150 a bottle.