Additional instructions for the Flashbang Holster

For the lady who wants to go jogging and still carry protection, the Flashbang holster provides a solution:

This solution is also capable of determining the need for such protection.  For example, consider these weapons:
If you are- due to your weight or age- capable of carrying these completely concealed in such a holster, You can trust us when we say your danger from a perpetrator is EXTREMELY limited.

Now to the other end of the spectrum, represented by this weapon.


If you can still read the serial numbers of this one from across the room while holstered, you  are either athletic enough that you can outrun any heavy breather, or he won’t want your scrawny ass anyway.

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